Library Limericks

This could be fun with prizes for creating the best original limerick and for discovering the best the Web has to offer. Simply create or find a library limerick. This is probably harder than it sounds and there are "rules" for what constitues the true meter of a limerick; still, why not give it a try.

Here are a couple I found on the Web:

http://northmetrotechlibraryatacworth.blogspot.com/2007/04/library-limericks.html

And here's one I wrote myself:

There is a most famous librarian.
Whose name, no surprise, is Marian,
She stands smiling and steady,
Her date stamp at the ready,
To checkout books her patrons are carryin'!