Librarians: Action adventure stars

Coming soon, if not here already, is the The Librarians, a follow-on series to the three "Librarian" movies of a few years ago. I kind of enjoyed that series, as much for the pleasure of seeing Bob Newhart and Jane Curtin, as the good-natured foolishness of the narratives.

But here we are: Librarians as action adventure stars. Cool! 

So, what is the narrative in your library? What do you seek, provide, obtain? What "super" skills do you possess? Do you carry on with the swagger of Indiana Jones or in a more self-effacing manner? I always imagined myself as a Columbo-like character, always with just one more question to narrow the search for the right answer - you know, like a reference interview. Plus I liked the trenchcoat!

And now, lights, camera and ACTION!